Feb 28Drinking Stupid Water For My Stupid HealthHey, Friend. Has anyone told you lately that drinking water is good for you? No? Well, I won’t be that person. Nope, nope, nope. All...
Feb 21Be A Pomegranate In Season, Not A Cupcake From CostcoHey, Friend. Ever tried the best of something, and realized that you have now forever spoiled that thing for yourself? Because after...
Feb 14Love Letters, And All The Things Our Bodies DoHey, Friend. I am practically mandated by law to be cheesy and weepy today, aren’t I? YOU GOT IT. Coming right up!!! So, I asked some...
Feb 7The Superpowers We Develop, And The Superpowers We Are GivenHey, Friend. Would you happen to know at what age children stop making so much goddamn noise when they sleep? To me personally, sleeping...