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Drinking Stupid Water For My Stupid Health
Hey, Friend. Has anyone told you lately that drinking water is good for you? No? Well, I won’t be that person. Nope, nope, nope. All...
Feb 28, 2023
Be A Pomegranate In Season, Not A Cupcake From Costco
Hey, Friend. Ever tried the best of something, and realized that you have now forever spoiled that thing for yourself? Because after...
Feb 21, 2023

Love Letters, And All The Things Our Bodies Do
Hey, Friend. I am practically mandated by law to be cheesy and weepy today, aren’t I? YOU GOT IT. Coming right up!!! So, I asked some...
Feb 14, 2023

The Superpowers We Develop, And The Superpowers We Are Given
Hey, Friend. Would you happen to know at what age children stop making so much goddamn noise when they sleep? To me personally, sleeping...
Feb 7, 2023
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