Soooo…. moment of truth.
I have been gaining weight. I mean… I am eating well, and exercising, and still… the scale has been creeping UP. And it’s ALL in my belly. Any suggestions? A cleanse? Should I go keto?
HELP ME, Internet!
And then my doctor did an ultrasound and found THIS.
I mean, what the HELL is this?
Has anyone ever seen this before? I Googled and Googled, and found some pretty scary things. The forums say that with this condition your abdominal muscles separate, your internal organs shift – that’s some weird shit.
Meanwhile, my boobs look fantastic. Last week, I almost got run over by a cyclist checking them out in the mirror.
Oh! And, then… and then! The condition seems to correct itself eventually, but I cannot even tell you how. I mean, yes, I Googled that too, but that can’t possibly be true. So, what happens is…
Nope. Can’t do it. You will have to Google it on your own.
Sideways hugs, SOLO